Season 2 quotes

I Only Have Eyes For You

Buffy: "I'm just not in date mode right now."
Willow: "Well maybe you need to date to get in date mode."

Willow: "You're thinking too much. Maybe you need to be impulsive."
Buffy: "Impulsive? Do you remember my ex-boyfriend? The vampire? I slept with him, he lost his soul, and now my boyfriend's gone forever and the demon that wears his face is killing my friends. The next impulsive decision I make will be my choice of dentures."
Willow: "Okay. The Angel thing went badly. I'm on board with that."

Willow: "Giles! I made them laugh. Did you hear? I did...the joke thing."

Buffy: "So we have some bad boo on our hands?"
Giles: "It lashes out, growing ever more confused, ever more angry."
Buffy: "So it's a normal teenager. Only dead."

Xander: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a ghost."

Cordelia: "Do you realize that the girls have to ask the guys and *pay* and
everything? I mean, whose genius idea was that?"
Xander: "Obviously some hairy legged feminist."

Spike: "Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not much for action. All hat and no cat."

Angel: "Try to have fun without me."
Spike: "Oh I will. Sooner than you think."